The role of backbenchers in the class

                                 CHEMISTRY OF BACKBENCHERS 

Symbol: Bb     (Backbenchers)
Atomic No: 420    (चार सो बीस )
Relative Density: Heavier than the classmates.
Occurrence: Back benches of class room and front rows of cinema halls.

Physical Properties:
1.  Tries to look like a film-star.
2.  Wears clothes of the latest cut.
3.  Busy in disturbing class fellows.
4.  Always steals a glance at his/her watch during a lecture.

Chemical Properties:
1.  Teacher's words are always Greek to them.
2.  Extremely sensitive to movies.
3.  Always ready with a chalk to make cartoons on the Blackboard.

Chemical Equations:
1.  Bb + Punishment = No effect
2.  Bb + Homework = Poor result
3.  Bb + Games = Breaking of bones

Uses:
1.  Good consumers of parent's money.
2.  Good sources of entertainment for the class.

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