The role of backbenchers in the class
CHEMISTRY OF BACKBENCHERS
Symbol: Bb (Backbenchers)
Atomic No: 420 (चार सो बीस )
Relative Density: Heavier than the classmates.
Occurrence: Back benches of class room and front rows of cinema halls.
Physical Properties:
1. Tries to look like a film-star.
2. Wears clothes of the latest cut.
3. Busy in disturbing class fellows.
4. Always steals a glance at his/her watch during a lecture.
Chemical Properties:
1. Teacher's words are always Greek to them.
2. Extremely sensitive to movies.
3. Always ready with a chalk to make cartoons on the Blackboard.
Chemical Equations:
1. Bb + Punishment = No effect
2. Bb + Homework = Poor result
3. Bb + Games = Breaking of bones
Uses:
1. Good consumers of parent's money.
2. Good sources of entertainment for the class.
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Symbol: Bb (Backbenchers)
Atomic No: 420 (चार सो बीस )
Relative Density: Heavier than the classmates.
Occurrence: Back benches of class room and front rows of cinema halls.
Physical Properties:
1. Tries to look like a film-star.
2. Wears clothes of the latest cut.
3. Busy in disturbing class fellows.
4. Always steals a glance at his/her watch during a lecture.
Chemical Properties:
1. Teacher's words are always Greek to them.
2. Extremely sensitive to movies.
3. Always ready with a chalk to make cartoons on the Blackboard.
Chemical Equations:
1. Bb + Punishment = No effect
2. Bb + Homework = Poor result
3. Bb + Games = Breaking of bones
Uses:
1. Good consumers of parent's money.
2. Good sources of entertainment for the class.
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