What comes, I debit,
What goes, I credit,
My birth is my opening stock,
My ideas are my assets,
My promises are my liabilities,
Happiness is my profit,
Sorrows are my loss,
Soul is my fixed asset,
Duties are my outstanding expenses,
Working is my amalgamation,
Character is my capital,
Bad things I always appreciate,
Knowledge is my investment,
Patience is my interest,
My mind is my bank balance,
Thinking is my current account,
Behaviour is my journal entry,
Aim is my balance sheet
And, Death is my closing stock.